The Boy: Mr. Nice Guy
Age: 25
Relative Location: 60 miles away
Attraction: Nice, understanding, faithful, consistent, easy to get along with, eats healthy
Most recent contact: Today. Phone call at work just checking on me.
Dilemma: We used to date. Lacks perception for the future. The future as in tomorrow. Have to hit him over the head with a 2x4 to make a point.
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The Boy: Mr. Big
Age: 26
Relative Location: 700 miles away
Attraction: Completely impossible to understand, extremely intelligent but oblivious, aloof, absolute blast to hang with
Most recent contact: text today reading "I just got two sweet rats. You need to meet them."
Dilemma: Distance, maturity (hence the rat babies), serial forgetfulness, inconsistent communication, my utter unwavering attraction
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The Boy: Mr. New Guy
Age: Unknown. Estimated Guess: low 30s
Relative Location: Local
Attraction: Seemingly together, active church member (attends same small group), fairly cute, friendly but a bit shy, doesn't wear a wedding ring
Most recent contact: Brief exchange of words yesterday in church parking lot
Dilemma: He might be 40
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That's the basics of my love life currently.
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lol hey at least you got a love life.
ReplyDeletei always say go with the unknwn, u could be in for a surprise!
I must say you can wait a bit and see how it turns out, else "Known devil is better than unknown"?
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