Option Numero Uno:
Pros: Matches a ton of stuff, very flattering, the flowers make my non-existent boobs look a little more interesting.
Cons: Not as fiery and fun as the dress, thus not truly representing the true inner me. However, he probably can't take all that up front. Just think of Jillian in the bachelorette. She finally let out her fire and then it was all over.
I think I need to save the fire. And the security of my job. The flutter top is the winner. Oh yeah, and its freaking cold here.